tonight is our 10th show in a row. hard out shit man. i will do a run down of every show we have played so far:
bluff was mean
invercargill was mean as well , oscar got naked during our encore of our new song "fucking xtians". he tucked his penis and testis between his legs . "mangina". classic shit man.
waikaka was cool, lu was a good bitch and cooked us up some lamb shanks and gave us heaps of free piss.
te anau was a loose ass mutha fucka. me and vinnie dine and dashed a mini golf course, ran off without payin haha suckas. oscar got naked during 'fuxking xtians' with a mangina again. bar manager said it wasnt his cup of tea , we will never play there again but no hard feelings. we tried going to sleep but a guy ran in and called us pussys and then poured vodka into bugs mouth it was cool.
queens town sucked to be honest
cromwell.holy fuck. these cunts hooked us up hard. got a motel room and a $30 steak and a bunch of free booze. the best moment was when a dude yelled out "play something we all know" and i dont think he was taking the piss
hawea was choice. oscar rolled a joint the size of a mango
fox glacier. oscar got naked and rode a horse saddle for 'fucking xtians'. it was crack up, cool, gay and disgusting all at the same time . word will spread throughout new zealand to never encore us.
franz josef was a weird buzz. a couple of awkward moments occured when i washed my self in a sink and blocked the toilet with tissues and another when i went up to a pool table and started sinking balls and a bunch of dudes came up to me and said "hey thats our game of pool". we had to pack down the same night drive to the next town , shit was intense. the best bit was whena dude said we sounded like metallica
that brings us to wednsday the 27th of october. tonight we are playing in hokitika. cool
funny jokes ,stories , pictures of us with celebrities (tk off short land street) , you tube videos , guitar tabs (under the bridge by red hot chillis ) , sex videos. rock music from the heart
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